Welcome to my newly re-purposed website. So, I had some serious decisions to make here. Namely, did I want to keep this site as my bloggy swear jar, or use it to make some money for my wee family so that we can actually purchase said jar?* Like many famous rappers have decreed, money is good. So, let's do this. 

I am a writer. But, when people ask me what I do, I don't say that I'm a writer. I want to change that. After years of terrible, like gorily HORRIFIC, paying jobs, I want to just write. I have dunked my toes in part-time paying gigs, like SEO (under my amazing pen name, Frankie Dahl), blogging, copywriting & web editing. Guess what? I love it all. I really really do. Words have always been my good friends and I'd like to use them to help you.

What do you need?
Speech for a wedding?
Twitter feed to promote a business?
SEO columns?
Web copy edit or revamp?
Blog entries?
A love letter?
A polish or tone lifit of any copy?
LET ME AT IT.

Seriously. Let's do this. Questions, rates and requests - send it all to missteenussr@gmail.com.

*I decided to do BOTH. If you need me I'll be having my cake and eating it too. The blog you used to find here is now one teeny tiny click away on the right sidebar there. That's where you'll get my (now more updated) life updates on things that matter, like my terrible taste in shoes, gummi hamburgers and Breaking Bad. Oh, and my Twitter feed is still hanging out over there, just wondering if you'd like to follow him. No big deal.