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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:51:56 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/"><rss:title>home</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-16T03:51:56Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/8/oscar-mayer-weiners.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/2/an-open-letter-to-tlc.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/2/16/hi-atus.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/31/the-list-husband-edition.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/28/above-the-train-station.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/26/meh-nuary.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/25/i-call-this-one-can-it-please-be-spring-soon.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/22/i-call-this-one-driving-to-work-can-be-beautiful.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/19/oh-lympics.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/18/i-call-this-one-oh-jeezum-thats-goooood.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/8/oscar-mayer-weiners.html"><rss:title>Oscar Mayer Weiners</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/8/oscar-mayer-weiners.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T02:27:54Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Oscars review2akill.com</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[I watched "the show" last night and wrote about it <a href="http://review2akill.com/2010/03/08/oscar-oscar-oscar/">here</a>. Go forth only if you want to know what a pop culture expert, who watched it eating blue corn chips and a strawberry popsicle sitting under an NFL blanket, thought of the whole shebang.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/2/an-open-letter-to-tlc.html"><rss:title>an open letter to TLC</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/3/2/an-open-letter-to-tlc.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-03T05:10:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>High Voltage I Hate Aubry Kat Von D Rock Of Love TLC</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Hi gang! It's been a while. Let's see if I remember how this works..)</p>
<p>I have loved <a href="http://www.katvond.net/">Kat Von D</a> since her early appearances on "Miami Ink." I just thought she was the bee's knees. Beautiful and talented and covered in tattoos that reflected who she was. And her makeup and hair and style? Swoon. Me, a girl who has always had a hard time expressing herself through something other than (swear) words, to me, she was the feminine ideal.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/2/16/hi-atus.html"><rss:title>Hi - atus</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/2/16/hi-atus.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-16T19:03:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://missteenussr.com/resource/iphone-ull0x498a6a0g?fileId=5787334'/></p><p>I'm still here. Guilting out every day for not posting anything. This is not the death rattle of this blog. I will return. Xo</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/31/the-list-husband-edition.html"><rss:title>The List (Husband Edition)</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/31/the-list-husband-edition.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-01T05:20:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Booker Corey Haim Flea Husband List Joey McIntyre Rancid Red Hot Chili Peppers. Tim Armstrong</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are the five guys I wanted to marry at various impressionable years of my life, so basically from the ages of 8-17. Note "marry," not "wang off," or even "make out with." I was a very good girl.</p>
<p><a href="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/quiz/new_kids/new_kids2a.jpg">Joey McIntyre</a> (NKOTB)<br /><a href="http://www.mystericale.com/082/covers/Booker.jpg">Booker</a><br /><a href="http://www.cdsniper.com/soundtracks/licensetodrive1.jpg">Corey Haim</a><br /><a href="http://vistoidoleido.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/flea.jpg">Flea</a> (RHCP)<br /><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bittersweetsensations/live%20journal/TimArmstrong.jpg">Tim Armstrong</a> (Rancid)</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/28/above-the-train-station.html"><rss:title>Above the train station</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/28/above-the-train-station.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-28T18:18:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://missteenussr.com/resource/iphone-20100128101834-1.jpg?fileId=5542949'/></p><p>I took this in a mad scramble as the light turned green across from the train station. The lighting was so promising yesterday at 8:42 am - the sky was all pale blue, melon, and marshmallow. </p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/26/meh-nuary.html"><rss:title>meh-nuary</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/26/meh-nuary.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-27T06:00:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[I cannot get any thoughts together in any semblance of any kind lately. I've all but abandoned this site, save for a photo here or there. I WILL find something great or shitty to elaborate on, soon. I just need to wash this month right of of my hair. Speaking of hair, I now have enough grey running through my hair that it looks like I paid a salon for grey highlights. I knew not dying my hair wouldn't suddenly make me more gorgeous; I just didn't think I'd become a silver fox at 32. I BLAME JANUARY.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/25/i-call-this-one-can-it-please-be-spring-soon.html"><rss:title>I call this one, "Can it PLEASE be Spring soon?"</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/25/i-call-this-one-can-it-please-be-spring-soon.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-25T18:00:55Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://missteenussr.com/resource/iphone-20100125100055-1.jpg?fileId=5501428'/></p><p>Oh, the pinks and browns and blues! Ok, maybe this is from last Summer. Whatevs. </p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/22/i-call-this-one-driving-to-work-can-be-beautiful.html"><rss:title>I call this one "driving to work can be beautiful."</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/22/i-call-this-one-driving-to-work-can-be-beautiful.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-22T05:21:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://missteenussr.com/resource/iphone-20100121212114-1.jpg?fileId=5468740'/></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/19/oh-lympics.html"><rss:title>oh-lympics</rss:title><rss:link>http://missteenussr.com/home/2010/1/19/oh-lympics.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brooke Takhar</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-20T02:07:57Z</dc:date><dc:subject>2010 Olympic games bandoliers perezhilton.com public transit skytrain</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, Vancouver, where I live, got the 2010 Olympics. I'm not a bandoliered protestor or Roots jacket wearing supporter, so I kind of forgot about them until we started looking to buy a place in 2007, and everything was suddenly 1 kajillion dollars and a set of gold teeth, because of THE OLYMPICS.</p>
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<p>Hi friends, check the remnants of OJ and gingerale. SO GOOD. Just a check-in to say I am a bad lazy person that doesn't deserve a website. Thanks for not de-bookmarking me. New stuff up tomorrow, promise. In the meantime, here's my <a href="http://review2akill.com/2010/01/18/breaking-bad-hurts-so-good/">R2AK column</a> for today. You might want to marry it.</p>
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